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Bark, bark, barkin’ at heaven’s door: A tribute to the world’s best beagle

Rest in peace, sweet girlie. We love you.
Rest in peace, sweet girlie. We love you.

Our sweet old girlie enjoyed her last treat today. Four sausages, at last count. She died like she lived – well fed and well loved.

She has gone to join all of the other beagles in heaven, where the mountains of meat loom large and the bunnies and deer are free for the chasin’.

Maxie was the best dog a family could ask for. We adopted her just over 9 years ago. The ladies who gave her to us were only fostering her and they didn’t know exactly how old she was. They said they were told she was around 6 or 7; however, they also warned us against getting ‘two dogs and a goat’, so I don’t know how much faith I put in what they had to say. 😉

Maxie gave us many, many good years and despite ailing health over the past few, she managed to secure herself a place in our hearts and minds forever.

She will be dearly missed.

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Despite rumours to the contrary, I do not have a direct line to the big guy. But, if I did, I would be placing a call today and it  would go something like this.

Operator: Heaven’s Gate. How may I direct your call?

Me: Hi, may I speak to St. Francis of Assisi, please? You know, the Patron Saint of Animals guy?

Operator: Uhh…yes, I know who you mean. One moment, please. (pause) I believe he’s in the field throwing sticks, but I’ll find him for you.

(Sound of the phone being muffled: “Frank! Frank! Phone’s for you!”)

St. F: Hello? (sounding slightly out of breath)

Me: Hello, Saint, sir. Sorry to bother you. But my dog Maxie is on her way to your place and I just wanted to tell you a few things about her before she arrives.

St. F: Certainly, but…

Me: I’ve made a list of reasons why you should let her in. Can I read it to you?

St. F: Of course, but…

Me: OK. Here you go.

Top Ten Reasons Why Maxie Should be Admitted to the Land of Bacon and Free Range Bunnies

  1. Seriously…look at that face. Have you ever seen a cuter face in your whole life?
  2. Maxie could put a smile on our faces when nothing else could. My kids have come home from school angry, frustrated and in tears and immediately gone to the dog for a hug. She always responded by licking away their tears and reminding them that there was something else they could be doing, ie. getting her a treat.
  3. Maxie smelled like an angel…of course, that was only just after a bath. But even her stinkiness was part of her charm.
  4. She was the least fussy eater I have ever known. She ate everything from fresh baked donuts to dirty old lobster shells. Eating was both her job and her hobby.
  5. Maxie was also the most gentle dog…unless you were trying to take her food away. Rocky, the beagle up the street, learned that the hard way. (I know it was your food dish, Rocky, but you should have known better.)
  6. She taught my children how to love unconditionally. Even when she peed on their beds, ripped open their garbage, and ate their birthday cakes, they always forgave her.
  7. She taught us that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes and colours…and species…and breeds.
  8. Maxie helped the local wildlife stay fit and healthy. The deer and the rabbits in the woods around our house got a regular workout when she was still able to run. One sniff and the howling would begin. If we opened the door (or she managed to push it open by throwing her substantial girth into it) she’d be off like a shot.
  9. In the end, she taught us, To everything there is a season. Translation? Eventually, we all have to say goodbye.
  10. Finally, not to appear biased or anything, but I’m pretty sure she was the best dog in the whole wide world.

(pause)

Me: So, what do you think St. Francis? Is that enough? Can you open the pearly gates and let my sweet girl into the land of unlimited bacon?

St. F: (chuckling) I’ve been trying to tell you that she’s already here. Who do you think I was throwing sticks for? Seriously…was there ever any doubt?

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“Not to hurt our humble brethren is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not enough. We have a higher mission — to be of service to them wherever they require it.” St. Francis of Assisi, Patron Saint of Animals

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36 thoughts on “Bark, bark, barkin’ at heaven’s door: A tribute to the world’s best beagle”

      1. We are just a week apart! And yes I agree the build up was dreadful. Mind you a week later I still keep forgetting she is gone. Still as your post shows it was great while it lasted.

  1. I loved hearing your tribute to Maxie! She was obviously a well-loved dog and I know you will all miss her terribly. You can have the comfort of knowing she would have known the adoration was mutual!

  2. I only met Maxie and her booties a couple times, but this tribute captures her perfectly 🙂 She graciously accepted the Christmas snacks I snuck her when I was too sick to ear them myself!
    So sorry for your loss, but glad you have such wonderful memories to cherish 🙂

    1. Thank you Dr. Steph. Maxie was always very happy to accept Christmas treats. We were very lucky to have our very own family vet take care of her in her final moments. Your mom has been a very dear friend to me during all this.

    1. Never! You are officially CW in this house. For those who don’t know the story – I couldn’t refer to my friend Cathy by name because Maxie would go wild thinking it was time for a walk. We used to have to call her CW.

  3. I hope Maxie, when she gets settled, will find Soxy. Even after one year has passed, I still miss him. Sox loved dogs, and when he makes the connection that Maxie is the dog of N and J, W’s soul brothers (Maritime animals have the same nasty habit as the humans of trying to find relationships), Sox will show Maxie the ropes. I doubt Buellah is there, but if they run into Baker and October Ferris-Keddy-McNaught-Pach they can exchange crazy family tales. Thinking of you 😥

  4. It is always difficult to say goodbye to family members. It sounds like he had a wonderful life with you and I’m sure he will be waiting for you. I wish I had comforting words for you and your family, but just know there are others who do understand.

  5. I am so sorry for your loss—it is heatbreaking. I had to let go of my (only) dog, Maxine, 14 years ago and I still think of her quite a bit. I love your tribute though and may Maxie enjoy those sticks and lots of bacon treats.

    1. I’m sure your Maxine met her at the pearly gates. We called our dog Maxine sometimes as well, as a way of helping those who thought she was a boy dog. (seriously…she was such a girlie…how could people make that mistake? ;))

  6. That Maxie is all that and more. She’s moved in like she owned the place, in a humble quiet way. . We’re having a grand time with Saint F and even pretend to listen when he gets all holy art thou and stuff.
    ‘There is no great change, just small moves with great love’ Mother T.

  7. so beautifully written., I am sure even Saint francis shed a tear with the list of reasons why. Heaven indeed I know that God says heaven is paradise and happiness for us. So knowing that I know God would want us to see our best best truest pals we adore. I dread the day as My Boxer Angel will be 14!!! :

  8. Beautiful. I’m a crazy hockey mom but with 2 big dogs, St Francis is near and dear to our hearts as well and I know he’s taking good care of Maxie. I just *loved* the ending 🙂

  9. We were all very sad (even Rocky held his head). We remembered a few of the more mememorable moments and know she could not have had a better nine years with any other family!

    Karen, Brian, Rebecca, Abigail, Madison, Rocky, Tim and Tessa

    1. Thank you, Fraser Family. You were great friends to Maxie (not you, Rocky…you really should have shared more of your food…hang your head in shame…just kidding!!! We love Rocky Beagle). We will never forget the story of Brian driving to the shelter to rescue her when she escaped from your babysitting care. It was like the Amazing Race…Brian racing to get her back before we returned home from vacation. Priceless.

  10. Great tribute to your little buddy. My most sincere condolences! I am facing that day soon with my buddy Kato and the thought of losing him brings me to tears; God help me when the day comes.
    Oh dang! My eyes are leaking again!
    Great post.
    Hugs
    Carrie

  11. I’m so sorry for your loss. I know how hard it is. In fact I just took Ann’s parents doggie to the vets office on Friday to have her put to sleep. It was too hard for them to do it so I said I would do it. She wasn’t even my dog and it broke my heart to see her go. So sad but they bring you so much joy. It really is losing a family member. I am sure you guys will make another puppy very happy! Hugs! – Mitch

    1. Thanks, Mitch. So sorry to hear about Ann’s parent’s dog. How kind of you to take the dog in for them. Kevin’s sister (a vet) actually came to the house and did it here for us. It was sad but it was so nice for the dog to be in her own home with all of us around her.

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